Wow!! I am so proud of this bitch! Mo’Nique has shed 80 pounds after almost hitting 300 lbs through hard work and exercise. She is doin’ the damn thing. It just goes to show you, it really is never too late to get started.
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OMG! We have all been in the situation where we bought or maybe even just wore a pair of shoes that didn’t fit quite right. I am such a shoe whore that I have bought size 9 shoes (I’m a 7.5) or size 6.5 over the years, just because they didn’t have my size and I HAD to have them. I, however, was not on the red carpet in Cannes. Julianne Moore, is. She almost might’ve been better off with a pair of crocs than these torturous strappy bad boys. These little cocktail scrimps be holdin’ on for dear life. I know a stylist lost their job after this one. (via Dlisted)
K Stew admitted on Letterman in 2010 but it was recently that Jules Stewart’s neighbor decided to storm on to her property and demand she gets rid of her pets wolves. The neighbor got so unruly that Jules had to get a restraining order on the neighbor. Kristen said mom gets her wolves from Florida.
The tinterwebs is all aflutter with pics of Beyonce and stills from videos like this one that were taken just yesterday and focusing in on her slightly bloated belly. Mine looks like that on a GOOD day, but realistically, Beyonce’s does not so maybe there is something to it. Or maybe it was the remnants of that $1000 chicken tab Bey picked up in Dublin. I hope she is preggers. Get this tour done have number two and ENJOY YO’ LIFE girl~ you soooo deserve it!
According to TMZ, Loretta Tortelli (and Ivy Winters’ doppleganger) aka Jean Kasem will be joining the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Mind you, I jumped ship midway through season 2, I just couldn’t with them anymore, but this one may be the one to bring me back over to the dark side. Please Andy, make this a reality?!
Hey, when a girl has to bring her friends along, why shouldn’t they be Louis Vuitton and Chanel?? Eva has arrived in France and by the looks of it, she means to stay a while, or do some serious retail therapy.
Our sweet, ex-prostitute Annie tied the knot, only in real life, not 90210 life unfortunately. Yes, I am the one still devoted to watching every last episode of 90210 just like I did with it’s predecessor, but I digress. Shenae married emo-hot British model Josh Beech yesterday in his native England and the 23-year-old bride wore Vera Wang black. I am loving her fashion choice which in real life, I almost NEVER do. Congrats to the young bride. My words of advice: make it work honey cuz you took a huge step at a young age. There will be MANY ups and downs and not just in the bedroom.
As per usual Ke$ha put together a look for her next video that makes no damn sense, but I ain’t mad at the stylist who glued door knocker earrings on those glasses. Hot. Mess.
Well I’m guessing the early closing due to “lack of interest” of their West End musical, Forever, was the final nail in the coffin. For those of you that spent time praying for the Spice Girls reunion to happen, sorry to break it to you, but God can’t even help us with this one. Since the musical was a flop, they all decided that they couldn’t risk a tour being a flop too, they wanted the Spice Girls to go out on a high. They have decided to retire their platform trainers once and for all. Thanks for the great memories ladies. I see ya, HOLD TIGHT!
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May08
I love this picture! I had soooo much fun at the finale party of RuPaul’s Drag Race at XL in NYC. Tracy DiMarco from Jerseylicious came to hang with me and of course, my sister Carmen Carrera. All T? Carmen is the girliest girl I know and everytime I am with her? I learn a thing or two.
Jenny “J Woww” Farley is looking fit-tastic! She posted this pic on her Instagram after announcing she was beginning a weight lifting regimen, clearly it’s working. Her fiance is a trainer and I am sure he is whooping her ass all the right ways. One thing though, once you’ve had lipo, it always leaves the belly looking weird, huh? So do tummy tucks….
Tracy Anderson, you know, the trainer that Madonna made famous then screwed Madge over and joined forces with Gwyneth to launch a line of gyms? Yeah her, well she and MC Gwynnie are expanding their hopeful-to-be empire by offering a meal delivery program. People always launch these things in LA so if enough rich people buy it, they will move on to NYC, Miami, etc. I don’t know what it is about these two, but I get the heebies. Nonetheless, I am here to report the hard news so my job is done. Xoxo
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