My Jersey brother Jon Bon Jovi let Justin Bieber HAVE. IT. in the London Evening Standard for showing up late and disrespecting fans. He called him an asshole amongst other things and I LOVE IT. These spoiled kids need to hear what it’s really about from legends every now and then. JB is talented, can’t take that away but honey, don’t even start going there, it isn’t cute.
Mimi Facebooked this unstaged, not planned photo op for us to fawn over, and we do like clockwork. Love this side of her and sidebar? She looks mad skinny! Way to go girl! Here is what she posted with the collage:
Just leaving “lost scandalous” packing up babies & puppies etc!!! Shrek 3 plays for the 887539234th time, Roc Starr bonds with new puppy and Roe Roe doing mommy’s hair!
OMG! We have all been in the situation where we bought or maybe even just wore a pair of shoes that didn’t fit quite right. I am such a shoe whore that I have bought size 9 shoes (I’m a 7.5) or size 6.5 over the years, just because they didn’t have my size and I HAD to have them. I, however, was not on the red carpet in Cannes. Julianne Moore, is. She almost might’ve been better off with a pair of crocs than these torturous strappy bad boys. These little cocktail scrimps be holdin’ on for dear life. I know a stylist lost their job after this one. (via Dlisted)
The tinterwebs is all aflutter with pics of Beyonce and stills from videos like this one that were taken just yesterday and focusing in on her slightly bloated belly. Mine looks like that on a GOOD day, but realistically, Beyonce’s does not so maybe there is something to it. Or maybe it was the remnants of that $1000 chicken tab Bey picked up in Dublin. I hope she is preggers. Get this tour done have number two and ENJOY YO’ LIFE girl~ you soooo deserve it!
According to TMZ, Loretta Tortelli (and Ivy Winters’ doppleganger) aka Jean Kasem will be joining the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Mind you, I jumped ship midway through season 2, I just couldn’t with them anymore, but this one may be the one to bring me back over to the dark side. Please Andy, make this a reality?!
Our sweet, ex-prostitute Annie tied the knot, only in real life, not 90210 life unfortunately. Yes, I am the one still devoted to watching every last episode of 90210 just like I did with it’s predecessor, but I digress. Shenae married emo-hot British model Josh Beech yesterday in his native England and the 23-year-old bride wore Vera Wang black. I am loving her fashion choice which in real life, I almost NEVER do. Congrats to the young bride. My words of advice: make it work honey cuz you took a huge step at a young age. There will be MANY ups and downs and not just in the bedroom.
Well I’m guessing the early closing due to “lack of interest” of their West End musical, Forever, was the final nail in the coffin. For those of you that spent time praying for the Spice Girls reunion to happen, sorry to break it to you, but God can’t even help us with this one. Since the musical was a flop, they all decided that they couldn’t risk a tour being a flop too, they wanted the Spice Girls to go out on a high. They have decided to retire their platform trainers once and for all. Thanks for the great memories ladies. I see ya, HOLD TIGHT!






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