Who needs to worry about the state of the world, homelessness, uninsured families, starvation, disease, gun control or AIDS? The real headline is: Kim Kardashian is pregnant! Get ready for the media onslaught, shit is gonna be everywhere. Kris Jenner already purchased an HD Cervix-Cam so we can see Jesus’s understudy come through the birthing canal on E!
Look, I get it, we have ALL slipped up in life and said a few things that were offensive to somebody at some point in our lives, BUT….when you’re a very public persona, you really need to be aware of what it is you are saying. Charlie Sheen made a total douche of himself (shocker) in Mexico Friday night when he was on stage at the Epic Nightclub introducing Slash. He was ranting and let the “other” F-bomb slip….yes, that one. He was trying to get everyone amped up, but instead flizzled. He said, “How we doing? Lying bunch of fa**ot assholes, how we doing?” Trying to laugh his way out of it he said, “I meant no ill will and intended to hurt no one and I apologize if I offended anyone. I meant to say maggot but I have a lisp.” Addiction is ugly, really, really ugly.
OMG if this doesn’t give you a good chuckle then you need some serious meditation for relaxation. Love. Him.