Okay, those are the lyrics to my favorite
Supremes Sweet Sensation song, BUT they are also true words for Dan Marino’s little girl. Apparently Mr. Dolphin dipped his bottle-nose in a forbidden pool and knocked up the mistress, cheating on his wife of 28 years. The other woman? A production assistant at CBS television. The girl, Donna Savattere is now married to someone else. He has admitted to the affair saying, “‘This is a personal and private matter. I take full responsibility both personally and financially for my actions now as I did then.” Aka he paid her millions to shut up and go away, and that she did. Dan has 6 kids with his wife Claire. I have NO idea why this needed to leak now, maybe he has a TV show coming out or something that needs to be publicized? Otherwise, who gives a shit? If you were a real man, you wouldn’t have gone there let alone fathered a kid with someone else when you were married….Dick.
So yesterday I reported on the WOW Report that Justin Bieber did a break-up song a la Taylor Swift about his dismantled relationship with Selena Gomez. Wellllll, apparently he isn’t the only one! Selena has recorded a song and wants everyone to know she ain’t no wilting flower. She’s coming for you T Swizzle! (via twitter)
Miley Cyrus has been gluten free for quite some time now and boy has it paid off. Now, she didn’t do it to lose weight, she found out that she, like most humans, is allergic to gluten and adopted this way of life. The side effect for some is weight loss and clearly, Miley was one of the ones that happened to. She is obviously looooving how thin feels cuz miss thing is always tweeting pics. Too thin? Just right? Thoughts?
I was HONORED to be Stephen Wallem’s (Thor on Nurse Jackie) date to the Entertainment Weekly SAG Award Nominee party on Saturday night. My GOD how the stars live, what a freakin PARTY! We walk out of the car and right into Lady Mary and Daisy, then we walk in and the first person I bump into as I walk in the door, quite literally, was Bradley friggin Cooper! Could you imagine? The night continued in that vain, it was all so surreal, I couldn’t even deal. So anyway, Dylan’s Candy Bar set up a HUGE spread and Stephen caught me making my daughters lunches for the week courtesy of Dylan Lauren and EW. Essie had nailpolish bowls too so I got some cute new colors!! FUN! Can’t wait for the next party!
After a public cheating humiliation, Liberty Ross has allegedly decided to file for divorce from director Rupert Sanders. There is nothing like being cheated on, but could you imagine the feeling of being cheated on, caught in photos by the paparazzi then the entire world talking about it for days on end? Oh hellllll nah! I know they have children, I know she has all good intentions of trying to make it work and giving it a fair shot apres-scandal but, ummmmmm, no. Good for you Liberty, you deserve better. Meanwhile, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are living happily ever after. (Photo from Liberty’s Instagram when shit went down.)
Michael Buble and his gorgeous model wife, Luisana Lopilato are expecting their first baby and they announced it via video. Gotta be honest, the video is pretty shit and has no emotion behind it, but nonetheless they are thrilled of course. Baby should be adorable and if it’s a boy, let’s hope he gets daddy’s pipes so AC radio could continue to have songs to play. Sidebar: I have heard over the years that he is a major homophobe, I hope that’s wrong 🙁
Here are MY thoughts on the Beyonce-lipsync-inaugural-debacle: SO WHAT?! Let us not forget some of the greatest performances were lip- synced because of audio issues for the television, including Whitney’s version of the National Anthem for the Superbowl, which by the way, went to NUMBER ONE on the POP charts?! Honestly, WHO CARES? Everyone on this planet knows that Beyonce can sing her ass off, she literally has nothing to prove vocally at this point, but for television, the audio can be hideous in a huge, arena-like setting so the talent, in my opinion, should lip-sync so it isn’t hideous, which, most times it would be because you cannot hear yourself (hence the ear piece, which SUCK BTW most of the time). She is now in New Orleans to KILL IT at the Superbowl (allegedly live, but again, HUGE arena + television) and no doubt she will. She ain’t trippin’, so why is everyone else?