She’s been telling the world how lucky she is that she’s had no pregnancy cravings, then she broke down. She gave into this…..I can tell her after gaining 97 pounds with my first daughter, the hardest thing in the world is losing all of that weight. Enjoy it girl but remember how hard you’re gonna have to work on the flip side, TRUST ME. She tweeted, “Damn!!! I spoke too soon! My 1st pregnancy craving! #InNOut #EnjoyingEveryBite.” My downfall was the mega sized Blizzards at DQ. Deadly
I told you all it was going to be a mind number and it looks to be just that. Ryan Lochte makes Honey Boo Boo and Mama June look like Rhodes Scholars. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. It’s totally Jersey/Geordie Shore in a pool.
Do you all see why I freakin LOVE Katie Price? The petite flower from Essex? Who else would show up to their own press call dressed as a pink horse, arse and all? Plus she’s wearing this all whilst knocked up with her 4th kid. How did she even walk on to that stage without looking like a comedy sketch? I saw her on Celebrity Juice, she doesn’t own that kind of camp wit that one would presumably have to wear this outfit but that didn’t stop our Jordan. At this point, I don’t think anything can. (via Mr. Paparazzi)
She was clearly having a laugh on twitter. Kirstie posted this pic along with the caption, “I was getting too skinny, so last week I started drinking beer….” she also retweeted a bathing suit model version made up by a fan as well. I am glad she got it together and feels great. Anyone with a food addiction knows how difficult that process is. Good on ya Kirstie~!
I learned a few things: A) you MUST wear a FULL BEAT when getting needles stuck in your face aka acupuncture B) It’s all about beauty/instagram/twitter, not health and 3) Sharon Needles wore it better. Kim Kardashian NEVER does anything without posting it (not that I am much better, only slightly I would say) so why not share your facial acupuncture with the world? On the real tip? She is preggers so she had better be getting her treatments from someone who knows their shit or she could be in some deep water without waders. PS? I need to give her a class on doing her liquid liner 😉
OMG. Saddest day ever. Yesterday was hell for my Emo Child because her favorite band, My Chemical Romance, announced their split after 12 years together. Today we find out that The Spice Girls are reuniting for another tour, but without Victoria Beckham. I mean really. My faves have always been Scary and Ginger but it’s not the same. It’s like Seduction without ME….how DARE they?! Of course they wouldn’t just allow that to happen as is. They are allegedly forming a TV show to find someone to take her place. This is where it all goes wrong, jumped the shark as they say. Our girls will no longer be our girls. Can’t they just go on with life doing what it is they’re doing without messing with royalty? I am, on the other hand, looking forward to seeing all of the realllly bad Vicky wannabes on the show. I’ll tell them what I want, what I really really want.