I know that headline may seem confusing, but lemme break it down for ya: Vanilla Ice is backing Miley when she told Rolling Stone that Justin Bieber needs to quit the douchebaggery or the world will think he’s Vanilla Ice. Ice, who now lives in Wellington, Florida, said he agrees with Miley, because at the end of the day when the dust settles, “no one can figure it out or help you, except yourself.”
Sidebar: I too had a home in Wellington and had the most surreal moment one day. I was at the Wellington Mall with my daughter and so was Vanilla Ice with his, and we were both at the food court feeding our kids. I just flashed back to 1990 when we were doing shows together and thought, “who the HELL would’ve seen this 23 years later.” So. Weird.
Who knew about all of the drug issues our gorgeous Zac Efron was going through over the past year? This was the last thing I would have suspected and hunties, the rumors and conspiracies on the interwebs are flying. Nonetheless, Zac is out of rehab and healing his hot self, and just got back from Peru with his father. I can literally watch him pick his nose and be turned on. So happy he is focusing on himself.
Oh Gina Gershon, how I love thee. You have always given me nothing but continuous joy and I feel like you are an actor just for me and my taste. House of Versace is going to be every, single thing left on the planet and I will watch the SHIT out of this TV movie on Lifetime. Trust.
Just last night I was sitting here blogging next to Alaska Thunderfuck and I read on multiple interweb sources how abysmal Britney’s Vegas show tickets were selling and we just found that SO hard to believe. Looks like we were right after all! Today everyone’s singing a different song, now saying that it’s the “best selling show in the history of Vegas.” Now, I don’t know WHO is losing their job, but I am sure someone is. I for one, cannot WAIT to see this show, I live for Brit Brit. #Youbettawerkbitch PS. She’s making $30m off of it, so say what you want bitches.
How genius is this? I Do Now I Don’t is a website for people who were going to get married, got the ring (on either side) and decided not to go through with the wedding and are left with the ring. This is the site that helps sell that ring for the best price. The site was created by a guy who was jilted, then tried to get the best price for the ring that he bought, but the top price offered was only a third of what he paid. So, if you are in the market for an engagement ring, or are looking to sell one, check it out here.
Joan Jett is one of my idols of music, has been since I Love Rock n Roll and I’ve never looked back. She is just a maestro of what she does and quite literally commands the stage. Please watch how even at 55 bitch still rocks the fuck out and schools the youngins. Sorry Ke$ha,but when you bring a legend like Joan on the stage, just step aside and LEARN.
C’mon women, we are more than just sheep looking for a flock to make richer, aren’t we? This is the most ridiculous venture within this franchise yet. The panties, fluffy cuffs, condoms and random fetish items at Hot Topic I understand, but wine? Check it our for yourself here. If you are part of the flock of women who think this is actual, good erotica? Then I implore you to get Anne Rice’s The Sleeping Beauty trilogy for starters. Even if you just read the first one, the Claiming of Beauty, you will get a taste of what real erotica reads like. Be on standby with vibrators or lovers because the breaks will be frequent and urgent. You’re welcome. If you need more suggestions, hit me up, I live for true erotica and I’ve many titles to recommend. This is not good erotica at all, it’s predictable and remedial. I would never let you down 😉