Holy. Shitballs. I have always loved rhythmic gymnastics, but this bitch needs an olympic gold STAT!
I have no words for how much I love this news team from Philadelphia. Watch the truth come pouring out as they interview Ryan Lochte about his new show…..PRICELESS
I told you all it was going to be a mind number and it looks to be just that. Ryan Lochte makes Honey Boo Boo and Mama June look like Rhodes Scholars. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. It’s totally Jersey/Geordie Shore in a pool.
Ryan Lochte has been obsessed with the gorgey Carmen Electra since he was a boy. He openly talks about how she has always been his first crush and that she is his ideal woman. Well his dream came true last night when they were introduced and totally hit it off. They went from being introduced to mackin’ it out in a booth all night. Ryan tweeted this photo with the caption, “Me and beautiful @carmenelectra my biggest crush since childhood. Finally meeting her. #jeah” Okay, at least this pairing doesn’t seem as awk as the Simon Cowell dating attempt. This makes more sense. Sidebar: I HATE that jeah thing. I know it’s his “thing” but it’s the douchiest “thing” everrrrr.
Ochostinko tried to woo his ex-fiance back again, this time switching his twitter default to a pensive picture of himself with an outline of some new ink, which happens to be Evelyn’s face. Dude, you screwed up BIG TIME, own that shit and sulk away. It’s over. I am 100% positive there are hundreds of other gorgeous women that are willing to take your abuse.
Sometimes you are lucky enough to see karma do it’s thing and in Evelyn Lozada’s case, it’s happening in spades. Chad Ochostinko was just dropped by yet another money maker for him today, Zico Coconut Water. I’m sure Chad is more upset about the dollars slipping away than his wife filing for divorce.