C’mon women, we are more than just sheep looking for a flock to make richer, aren’t we? This is the most ridiculous venture within this franchise yet. The panties, fluffy cuffs, condoms and random fetish items at Hot Topic I understand, but wine? Check it our for yourself here. If you are part of the flock of women who think this is actual, good erotica? Then I implore you to get Anne Rice’s The Sleeping Beauty trilogy for starters. Even if you just read the first one, the Claiming of Beauty, you will get a taste of what real erotica reads like. Be on standby with vibrators or lovers because the breaks will be frequent and urgent. You’re welcome. If you need more suggestions, hit me up, I live for true erotica and I’ve many titles to recommend. This is not good erotica at all, it’s predictable and remedial. I would never let you down 😉
I had no idea that rocker (and amazing pop song writer/performer) was a pretty amazing photographer as well, did you all? He has a new book called Bryan Adams Exposed with amazing portraits of some of your favorite music icons including: Sting, Amy Winehouse, Lana Del Rey and more. Apparently he has been shooting musicians and other famous peeps since the ’70’s. What rock have I been sleeping under?
Well kiddos it’s that time again and though I am a huge fan of erotica, I am reviewing this one in hopes you didn’t get put off by the drivel that is 50 Shades of Bullshit. 50 was written so poorly, so remedially it gives erotica a bad name. Bared to you is quite similar in nature, only written better and more maturely. I have read so much erotica that I feel I am quite a pro and there are so many out there that are so much better than both of the above mentioned titles, but if this is new to you, why not start with something well written?? ENJOY it, you deserve it.
There is nothing like being on a bender with an incredible book you simply cannot stop reading. I have lots stored up (I’m an AVID reader) but I wanted to talk first about Kristen Johnston’s GUTS. Oddly enough, I am talking about addiction, in my case it’s a book addiction and I literally read this piece of honesty and grit in 48 hours. I was completely sucked in from page 1. It is not only honest and forthright about KJ’s spiral into drug abuse and alcoholism, but it’s friggin’ FUNNY. Kristen is totally a broad I could BFFle with and we wouldn’t stop, not for a minute (though anyone around us would be completely over it and bothered, trust). She details her stomach exploding (hence, GUTS) and her road back to recovery. It’s her journey and what a journey it’s been. It’s a quick read and a well written one. Kudos to KJo the smartass, now everyone needs to get a copy! I LOVE THIS BITCH!
Thank GOD this takes
Hermione Emma Watson out of the running. The latest word is that The Sexiest Woman Alive, Mila Kunis, is now the frontrunner to play Anastasia Steele in the 50 Shades movie. Look, the bottom line is, no one really gives a shit about who plays her, it’s about about who plays Christian. If it’s not Alexander Skarsgard or someone of that caliber then it won’t be worth the 10 bucks anyway. And I pray for an NC-17. TYVM
I have said this before and I will say it again. Alexander Skarsgard IS Christian Grey. I beg them to make this happen and to make it NC-17. There is no other way.