It’s true. Laugh now, cry later. Or not. Lucy Mecklenburgh is indeed leaving TOWIE to focus on her growing exercise system but she won’t leave til at least after the Christmas special. Meanwhile, my observations on Lulu are these: I don’t like her with Tom P. as it is and odd and a forced pairing, she is clearly not over Mario and I think she’s gotten too thin. There. I’ve said it.
For most, once you leave one reality show for another, it’s goodbye to the first one. Not in Charlotte Crosby’s case. She is currently on Celebrity Big Brovva in the UK (and going to be on there for a while the way I see it) but once she is done, she is being welcomed back to the train wreck that is Geordie Shore with open
legs arms. They aren’t stupid, the producers of GS know Char is the star. She is the Snooki of the show and they couldn’t afford to lose her. Yay. Why aye, pet?
Look. The real T is I have watched only 2 seasons of The Bachelor, that’s all I could handle, but one of the seasons was with little man syndrome, bachelor Jake. I LOVED GIA. Why in GOD’s NAME he picked Vienna sausages was BEYOND anyone’s recognition and of course it never lasted. It might’ve with Gia. She was not only gorgeous, but sweet and adorable to boot, the total package. I am so saddened at not only the loss of her short life, but the fact she took it herself. There is ALWAYS an answer. I KNOW at times, especially in the thick of it when you cannot see any light at the end of the proverbial tunnel, it doesn’t feel like there are any answers, but there are. Always. I beg everyone who is in this situation to seek it. Find it. It is out there. You owe it to yourself. You are beautiful and you matter. RIP Gia, heaven just got one more adorable angel.
Vom. I don’t really even know what to say since the douchbaggery of a toolbox of a dating site says it all. Have a gander TOWIE fans, you will all wanna puke with me. MATING WITH MARIO? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!!! Mind you, when he first came on, I swooooned like no other. Physically he does it for me, but mentally? ZERO. #SaltPeter
TOWIE‘s Joey Essex has been offered a spot on the next I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here, but in order to take the spot, he will have to quit TOWIE for good. I am not quite sure TOWIE will hold on without him as no one interesting will be left! Sidebar? I feel like a pedophile posting this pic. He seriously looks like a 9th grader.