Divorce Diet? Sign Me Up

“Hoooneeeey, I want to be skinny like Jennie, so I am asking you for a divorce”. Okay, maybe not, and I’m not making light of divorce BUT…..Jennie Garth looks lean and mean and I am suspecting heartbreak did this to her. Her gorgeous ex-hubby Peter Facinelli divorced her and now the mom of 3 is single and clearly getting ready to mingle. How come this type of shit never makes me skinny? I tend to turn to food, not away from it. What the hell is wrong with my hard wiring?? Whatever the situation may be for Kelly Taylor, I hope she finds happiness…..and a meal (kidding) (seriously, I kid because I’m jelly) (for real)