All Of My Love/Lust for Mario Falcone Is Gone

Vom. I don’t really even know what to say since the douchbaggery of a toolbox of a dating site says it all. Have a gander TOWIE fans, you will all wanna puke with me. MATING WITH MARIO? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!!! Mind you, when he first came on, I swooooned like no other. Physically he does it for me, but mentally? ZERO. #SaltPeter