Britney Needs New Gays

DAMMIT! Where are Britney’s gays? Why after this many years can she not get the hair situation sorted? It’s totally fine if she wants to rock wigs, we get it, but gurlllllll…..then there’s the fact that she is standing next to Gaga, who is quite the lacefront master, brings out the fact that her wig is clearly a shake-and-go and she is MUCH too big of a star for that. Oh sweet Lord I need to send in my gays STAT!