Shia LeBeouf Nude. Again.
If you love Shia LeBeouf, this will make you very happy. He tweeted this shot of himself on the set of his upcoming film, Charlie Countryman, so when you go see it, you will get the full frontal fantasy. You are welcome.
Matthew McConaughey Will Finally Get That Oscar
And on that note, so might Jared Leto. I cannot WAIT to see this movie. The trailer alone brought tears to my eyes and I have a heart of coal. Dallas Buyers Club opens November 1st. I will be there opening day with Alaska Thvnderfvck and since we will be in Texas, it seems more fitting.
If Jamie Dornan Get 50 Shades, I Will Watch
Let’s be honest, we all know it’s gonna be shit. The only way to make this movie work is to make it NC17 and that ain’t gonna happen, so…..I honestly have zero interest in seeing it since the books were so awful, BUT, I LOVES me some Jamie Dornan from The Fall. A former model, he’s an amazing creep and just delicious to look at. I would contribute my 10 dollars to making EL James even richer just to see Jamie be naughty.
Huge Backlash Over Elle’s Cover With Melissa McCarthy
What’s the backlash over? Can’t you tell by looking at it? I can tell you this: Melissa McCarthy looks gorge on the cover of Elle. The big deal here is in the fat shaming category. People are pissed that a big girl, who is extremely fucking talented, is on the cover of a major fashion mag like Elle, and they bundle her ass up in a baggy coat, so as not to look as big in theory. Despite their denial, I totally believe that they covered her up to hide her, but she does look the hotness.
OMG! 22 Jump Street Is Really Happening
Okay, so I fought watching the 21 Jump Street movie with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, like reallllly fought it. When the show originally aired it gave to us a pin-up boy for the decades named Johnny Depp. There wasn’t a girl or boy who wasn’t swooning over this pretty boy. Girls wanted to date him and the boys that didn’t swing that way wanted to look like him. It literally made Sunday nights on a new, fledgling network called Fox. When the movie was being made I thought it was going to be a literal remake so I wasn’t gonna bother with it until my husband told me that I had to see it cuz it was so funny. I did. I literally peed myself and I am no easy laugh, trust. It was so stupid funny that I laughed through my entire run on the treadmill that day and I worked out longer to keep watching it. Now comes word that they are doing a follow up, 22 Jump Street, and I cannot wait. If Jonah Hill can make it even half as funny as the first one I will be there with bells on.