Mel B aka Scary Spice dared Geri to go into a pub and just start singing a Spice Girls song. Done. I love how it’s all straight guys who have no fucks to give. Now it’s Geri’s turn….wonder what she will have Mel do?
Do you all see why I freakin LOVE Katie Price? The petite flower from Essex? Who else would show up to their own press call dressed as a pink horse, arse and all? Plus she’s wearing this all whilst knocked up with her 4th kid. How did she even walk on to that stage without looking like a comedy sketch? I saw her on Celebrity Juice, she doesn’t own that kind of camp wit that one would presumably have to wear this outfit but that didn’t stop our Jordan. At this point, I don’t think anything can. (via Mr. Paparazzi)
OMG. Saddest day ever. Yesterday was hell for my Emo Child because her favorite band, My Chemical Romance, announced their split after 12 years together. Today we find out that The Spice Girls are reuniting for another tour, but without Victoria Beckham. I mean really. My faves have always been Scary and Ginger but it’s not the same. It’s like Seduction without ME….how DARE they?! Of course they wouldn’t just allow that to happen as is. They are allegedly forming a TV show to find someone to take her place. This is where it all goes wrong, jumped the shark as they say. Our girls will no longer be our girls. Can’t they just go on with life doing what it is they’re doing without messing with royalty? I am, on the other hand, looking forward to seeing all of the realllly bad Vicky wannabes on the show. I’ll tell them what I want, what I really really want.