Okay so he didn’t but he paid to have his house cleaned of negative energy. After months of falling ratings both here and in the UK, love life bombs and other things, he decided to bring in a ‘house healer’. Now, on to the fact that he’s dating Carmen Electra. Really? Is she truly attracted to him after Dave Navarro? Hmmmmm, I guess she did marry Rodman….
Aw shucks, didn’t you think Gemma and Arg from TOWIE were an authentic couple who would last forever and ever, Amen? Yeah, me neither. They’ve begun shooting season 7 and Gemma and James “Arg” Argent have broken up. Gemma, girl, I love me some Arg too, but in a goofy brother sort of way. He is not quite a man yet and you are very much a woman. Learn it and respect that. You are too good for the louse. He comes off sweet, but he’s a cheat.
Look, I’m a huge Spice Girls fan, I had the pleasure of having them in studio to interview when I did mornings on WKTU, but do we really need a reunion? Be honest. I feel like, that was such a special moment in time, go out on top. Doing huge one offs like the Olympics is special and they were so much fun, but it doesn’t mean the world needs more Spice Girls music, dolls. They say the reunion is happening with or without Victoria because she isn’t so keen on it. DUH. She is worth mils, the others aren’t as lucky. She’s got 4 kids and a hot ass hubby who has cheated once already that we know of, mama has to stay home. The other Spices? You are adorable, but we don’t need a reunion, I promise. #GirlGroupPTSD
Jay’s new show, tentatively called “The Brows Have It”, will be all about the now ex-Geordie Shore Jay Gardner’s quest to find the best brow waxers/threaders across the globe and highlighting their abilities to make Jays look the closest to sperm. Not really. Jay did announce he was leaving on the finale (snore) and made it seem like he had matured so much and was so committed to his girlfriend Chloe that he couldn’t be around the sex and general buffoonary anymore. Lies. He left to start his own show like Amy Childs did from TOWIE. #GetMortal #WhyAyePet