Okay, maybe not, but this is by FAR the best exercise I’ve seen in years, since the Estelle Getty body conditioning and the legendary Angela Lansbury Positive Moves. You will watch it over and over again. Any woman that can workout in a knockoff Chanel power suit top and white spandex leggings with no panties? Well, she is clearly my hero. You’re welcome.
Victoria’s Secret superstar Candace Swanepoel tweeted this photo of her along with the caption, “2 days left til the VS Fashion Show rrraauuwwwr.” Now, in the past, she has been too thin, like anorexia thin, but now she is this. I know it’s a shitload of pressure modeling underwear in the most famous catalog in the world, but honey, you need to eat to survive. I think that big bulge is something with the camera, otherwise she needs to see a doctor.
Jessica Simpson made a post-preggers deal for $3m to lose the weight with Weight Watchers and all eyes have been on her. But…. you haven’t seen her, have you? I know I haven’t and I’ve been looking, the nosy ass that I am. Here’s the deal, she says she is 10 pounds away from pre-preggers weight but can only walk because she is nursing and her boobs are too big to run. She said she isn’t a supermodel, therefore isn’t losing like a supermodel, but I predict a victory when she steps onto the set of Katie Couric’s new talk show on Sept. 11th to show it alllllll off and make WW happy.