Does This Horse Make My Ass Look Big?

Do you all see why I freakin LOVE Katie Price? The petite flower from Essex? Who else would show up to their own press call dressed as a pink horse, arse and all? Plus she’s wearing this all whilst knocked up with her 4th kid. How did she even walk on to that stage without looking like a comedy sketch? I saw her on Celebrity Juice, she doesn’t own that kind of camp wit that one would presumably have to wear this outfit but that didn’t stop our Jordan. At this point, I don’t think anything can. (via Mr. Paparazzi)