I Was Secretly Praying For Unevolved Spice Girls

The Spice Girls looked adorable at the closing ceremony, but was is wrong of me to have wanted and actually prayed for some unevolved Spice Girls? I wanted Mel B in Leopard print with thigh high boots, I wanted Mel C in sport gear, I wanted Valerie Perrine Emma Bunton in a babydoll dress, I wanted Victoria in a black tube LBD with gladiator stilettos but most of all, I wanted Geri in her union jack dress with Buffalo platform trainers with proper ginger hair with blonde chunks. There, I said it. My God I’ve missed the Spice Girls.