I Was Waiting for This
It’s taken long enough! Lady Gaga is said to be “top of the list” for the lead female role in Zoolander 2. Ben Stiller wants her, her looks, her attitude to the tune of 5 million bucks (not that she needs a penny of that). I am seeing the movie anyway, this just sweetens the pot for me 😉
OH MAH GAGGING… Can you wait, to see her outfits? Bidatches please this is going to be ledge-ennn-darrrreeeeeey. Dear Diary, ihaven’t been able to exhale for the last 5 minutes and I’m beginning to see stars…
Oh, I hope this happens! Also, this pic of her is OHMIGOD gorgeous.
Warning I’m about to FanGirl the fuck out.
OHMERGERD yes yes yes yes yes yes for me to go on existing on this earth this needs to become. I don’t know if you guys know this buy I loooooovvvve Gaga she is the very thing I stan for yes stan I am one of the biggest gaga stan alive and I live for it it is grand. So like if this happens you don’t understand how much I will gag. This is like the definition of cunt. Seriously. I never really cared for anything involving Ben stiler because cmon let’s be honest they is nothing funny about ben stiler. Moving on. Imagine how amazing life would be after this was created we already have machete 2 and you guys know I will no longer have a vagina after that comes along just thinking about gaga in another acting role makes my nipples tingle (JudgeMe) but seriously so cunt so amazing so great this must happen this needs to happen this just needs to become true. Hey did you guys her lady gaga might be coming out with mineral water like DROWN seriously I just can’t find anything I wouldn’t love involving This fucking goddess who happens to go by the name Lady Gaga. Next omg MERSHELLE!!! That picture of her is flawless FLAWFREE really because yah know she happens to be FLAWFREE in her entire existence. But omg she’s like glowing (like always) in that photography like I want her to infect me with pretty so I can be attractive and finally have some friends who actually like me (kidding) but man lady gaga is beautiful and like with that said she said in CakeLikeLadyGaga that she’d fuck my wife and I’d have to let her (even though I’m gay if you couldn’t tell) I hadnt fan girled in a while and man I was well over due. So I’m ending this with she’s FLAWFREE there is not a flaw that I can find when describing this woman and I love her more than life she is so pretty that it physically and mentally hurts me to look at her and I’m done lady gaga I love you.
Love love love you
Love you
Love
You
You I love
And I always will
Because I’m a LittleMonster
JudgeMe if you must.
K
I know I spelled stiler wrong oh well