Look Ma, No Hands!

So the hell what, he wanked off in a porno movie theater. Really? A crime? In this day and age with the likes of Osama Bin Laden, James Holmes et al, Fred Willard rubbing one out with some popcorn butter is anything but a crime. Dude did what every man in the world does, only he did it in a somewhat more public setting. I have seen men pulling their puds while driving, in strip clubs, at airports,  so what?! LEAVE THE GENIUS FRED WILLARD ALONE!! Personally at his age I’m happy to know he is still enjoying the finer things in life; a porno and a good wank. Cheers!