Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones Separate

Allegedly, but you know how this story goes, where there’s smoke, there’s fire. I personally feel like this has been coming for quite some time now, don’t know why, I just felt it in me waters. It’s on the cover of People Magazine, not the Enquirer so you know the shit’s gotta be at least remotely true. The “source” said they are “taking a break.” If they do break up, the reports are that it’s going to be a HUGE divorce settlement and that only means one thing: ugly. Kids are involved here, that’s the worst bit. Hopefully they can keep them out of the drama, though they are old enough to know what’s going on. (via People)