She’s 10 Pounds Away

Jessica Simpson made a post-preggers deal for $3m to lose the weight with Weight Watchers and all eyes have been on her. But…. you haven’t seen her, have you? I know I haven’t and I’ve been looking, the nosy ass that I am. Here’s the deal, she says she is 10 pounds away from pre-preggers weight but can only walk because she is nursing and her boobs are too big to run. She said she isn’t a supermodel, therefore isn’t losing like a supermodel, but I predict a victory when she steps onto the set of Katie Couric’s new talk show on Sept. 11th to show it alllllll off and make WW happy.