Sliced and Diced Beyond Words
The un-retouched Lady Gaga photos were released and look what we have here…..a very different look. Still love it, but photoshop is friggin amazing!
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wow. just wow
PAUSE F**KING PAUSE.
YOU AREN’T READY FOR WHAT IM ABOUT TO RELESE.
Another reason why Ru is and always will be Cover Girl extraordinaire #werk
It’s time.
Bitches be trippin.
I don’t know any other way to put this f**kery of f**ks that has occurred because of these photographs.
As you all know I love Gaga and I RE-F**KING-FUSE to let this go on.
She is FLAWFREE there is no flaw I’m the woman and the fact that people are calling her fake fat and ugly and shit is rude as f**k. She looks amazing before and f**king after pretty much every magazine uses f**king photoshop so please people take the stick outta your ASSES and LEAVE GAGA ALONE. I’m serious Ahah
Ahem. Let’s just agree here that she is will never be anything other than beautiful in every way shape and form.
SECONDLY!
Gaga is only like 1.55 metres that’s really fudging short so she gains weight eaily. And if you were smart you’d notice the angles and shit they made her look huger….plus with her being so small for a cover they would want to make her taller dumb fucks so photoshop wasn’t just used to make her skinny and if I see another MDNA stan make a fat joke about gaga i’m gonna lose it ahahahahahah because with madonna they need to use way more photoshop then they did with gaga. Fucking madonna stans ugh.
But back to more important things how amazing does she look don’t you just wanna Like cover her in nutella and enjoy her? Hmmm maybe it’s just me. Let’s just be real factual and shit this cover well all her covers on magazines pretty much shits on everyone else’s 🙂
sorrynotsorry.
FLAWFREE she is. Haters they are. <3
Done.
LASTLY!
Idk if you (people trippin, the bitches) know this but Gaga is Italian. And as most people know Italian food is f**king deliciously delicious and f**k a salad shit I’d choose some pasta over a nasty ass salad anyday and if you say you wouldn’t you’re just a f**king liar and I hate you….simple. She’s human people I know it may not seem like it because she’s just godess like but she’s human she breathes eats and drinks just like ghe rest of is damnit she can’t just not eat like wtf cant we all just admire how GORE she is and gag over how BEAUT she really is with and without the photoshop 🙂 let’s just all do that hold hands and listen to schieße on repeat… Join me paws up (“)
Grammar nazi time
*in *Us *the *goddess