If Jamie Dornan Get 50 Shades, I Will Watch
Let’s be honest, we all know it’s gonna be shit. The only way to make this movie work is to make it NC17 and that ain’t gonna happen, so…..I honestly have zero interest in seeing it since the books were so awful, BUT, I LOVES me some Jamie Dornan from The Fall. A former model, he’s an amazing creep and just delicious to look at. I would contribute my 10 dollars to making EL James even richer just to see Jamie be naughty.
Visage Book Club
Well kiddos it’s that time again and though I am a huge fan of erotica, I am reviewing this one in hopes you didn’t get put off by the drivel that is 50 Shades of Bullshit. 50 was written so poorly, so remedially it gives erotica a bad name. Bared to you is quite similar in nature, only written better and more maturely. I have read so much erotica that I feel I am quite a pro and there are so many out there that are so much better than both of the above mentioned titles, but if this is new to you, why not start with something well written?? ENJOY it, you deserve it.
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Now This Makes Sense
Thank GOD this takes Hermione Emma Watson out of the running. The latest word is that The Sexiest Woman Alive, Mila Kunis, is now the frontrunner to play Anastasia Steele in the 50 Shades movie. Look, the bottom line is, no one really gives a shit about who plays her, it’s about about who plays Christian. If it’s not Alexander Skarsgard or someone of that caliber then it won’t be worth the 10 bucks anyway. And I pray for an NC-17. TYVM