Boy baby bumps are so pretty. You can almost always tell when a woman is pregnant with a boy. It’s literally all belly, you stay pretty, your limbs are still lean and you just look pregnant. Girls on the other hand? They steal your beauty….ALL of it. I was an ugly, spread nose, lard ass with my daughters and no, just to be clear, I don’t blame them or their gender. I blame myself and lack of discipline. With that said, enjoy this picture of Shakira that she tweeted, she is so frickin’ cute.
Who needs to worry about the state of the world, homelessness, uninsured families, starvation, disease, gun control or AIDS? The real headline is: Kim Kardashian is pregnant! Get ready for the media onslaught, shit is gonna be everywhere. Kris Jenner already purchased an HD Cervix-Cam so we can see Jesus’s understudy come through the birthing canal on E!
St James’s Palace has announced today that Prince William and Kate Middleton (K Middy) are expecting their first baby! The pregnancy is in its very early stages and Kate was admitted to King Edward VII Hospital in Central London this afternoon with acute morning sickness where she is expected to stay for several days. Members of the Royal Family and the duchess’s family, the Middleton’s are said to be delighted with the news!