Like, for reals? Jennifer Aniston must’ve done some shit in her past life in the love department, because if this is true, this would be another huge relationship hitting the crapper. I feel so bad for her. Is there something going on that we don’t see? Does she bring the crazy? Or do you think it’s her getting the cold feet? Sidebar: can you imagine the balls of the bottom right story? Christina Aguilera scary skinny after every damn magazine fat shamed her for the past 5 years? OY.
Easy for YOU to do Nina, you get good, regular loving from one of the most beautiful men on the planet, Ian Somerhalder….Lucky bitch. Ahem, I digress. So Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest are now broken up so what’s a young, purty, single blossoming “actress” to do in LA? Well go to the Laker game with your famous bestie, of course! Now, I am serious when I say no shade, but these girls are both 24 years old. Doesn’t Julianne look ages older than Nina? To me she does, not that it matters cuz bitch is STILL 24 and I could be her mother. Truth.
So yesterday I reported on the WOW Report that Justin Bieber did a break-up song a la Taylor Swift about his dismantled relationship with Selena Gomez. Wellllll, apparently he isn’t the only one! Selena has recorded a song and wants everyone to know she ain’t no wilting flower. She’s coming for you T Swizzle! (via twitter)