Let’s be honest, we all know it’s gonna be shit. The only way to make this movie work is to make it NC17 and that ain’t gonna happen, so…..I honestly have zero interest in seeing it since the books were so awful, BUT, I LOVES me some Jamie Dornan from The Fall. A former model, he’s an amazing creep and just delicious to look at. I would contribute my 10 dollars to making EL James even richer just to see Jamie be naughty.
C’mon women, we are more than just sheep looking for a flock to make richer, aren’t we? This is the most ridiculous venture within this franchise yet. The panties, fluffy cuffs, condoms and random fetish items at Hot Topic I understand, but wine? Check it our for yourself here. If you are part of the flock of women who think this is actual, good erotica? Then I implore you to get Anne Rice’s The Sleeping Beauty trilogy for starters. Even if you just read the first one, the Claiming of Beauty, you will get a taste of what real erotica reads like. Be on standby with vibrators or lovers because the breaks will be frequent and urgent. You’re welcome. If you need more suggestions, hit me up, I live for true erotica and I’ve many titles to recommend. This is not good erotica at all, it’s predictable and remedial. I would never let you down 😉