Like, for reals? Jennifer Aniston must’ve done some shit in her past life in the love department, because if this is true, this would be another huge relationship hitting the crapper. I feel so bad for her. Is there something going on that we don’t see? Does she bring the crazy? Or do you think it’s her getting the cold feet? Sidebar: can you imagine the balls of the bottom right story? Christina Aguilera scary skinny after every damn magazine fat shamed her for the past 5 years? OY.
She is letting us HAVE IT! I have NO CLUE how Christina sings in a corset when I can barely do more than stand or sit. WERK. IT. OUT. I don’t even get what she is giving us with that hair and makeup either, but again, I care not. She may have a shit rep of being the ultimate bitch, but I just don’t care. Anyone that can sang like that should be a bitch. JK. I’m so easy.
I freakin’ LOVE crazy ass Christina Aguilera, I swear to GOD. Her voice is still 100% on point and hasn’t faded away like some other formerly-amazing-singers-who-aren’t-as-amazing-anymore. Who else could do this shit?! WERK BITCH.
Well the air brushers had at it again! This is the new, yes NEW ad for Christina Aguilera’s newest perfume, Royal Desire. Now, I personally don’t give a rats ass if XTina is large and in charge or just a skinny ass genie in a bottle cuz I love her just the same, but girl…….I wonder if she approved this? Why couldn’t they just put the real girl in the ad? What’s that say about her? Not cool….