I honestly couldn’t put two plainer personalities together if you paid me. Relax Taylor Swift fans, I’m not saying she’s not talented, just that she doesn’t do it for me. She is cute, she can sing, she writes hit songs, but for me she always falls flat. The Barefoot Contessa clearly loves her gays since she’s always cooking for them, but her voice is so soothing I literally can’t watch her without being lulled to sleep. Putting them together is better than popping an Ambien.