Why the HELL did I not do this when my girls were babies? WHAT WAS I THINKING?!!! Okay, so if this little post doesn’t make your morning, you aren’t human. Enjoy!
Jay’s new show, tentatively called “The Brows Have It”, will be all about the now ex-Geordie Shore Jay Gardner’s quest to find the best brow waxers/threaders across the globe and highlighting their abilities to make Jays look the closest to sperm. Not really. Jay did announce he was leaving on the finale (snore) and made it seem like he had matured so much and was so committed to his girlfriend Chloe that he couldn’t be around the sex and general buffoonary anymore. Lies. He left to start his own show like Amy Childs did from TOWIE. #GetMortal #WhyAyePet