Call him untalented, call him gay, call him crazy but do NOT call Tom Cruise an absentee dad. Tom is suing Life & Style magazine for running a story saying that he “abandoned daughter Suri” with an accompanying picture of her in tears. They say that he doesn’t like to file lawsuits but these “sleaze peddlers” are trying to make money off of him. His lawyer says they aren’t even located in America, but yet make money from unsuspecting Americans by selling their malicious garbage. Having to pay a libel judgment may slow them down.” In this instance? Good for Tom.
Kris had too much “Hump” in his phries apparently. His ex- girlfriend, Kayla Goldberg, claims their bouts of unprotected sex gave her the gift that keeps on giving aka Herpes. She’s suing him for sexual battery. Look, I am no fan of Kris, but I do know that it takes two (not a Seduction reference, I swear). She didn’t make him wear the condom, it’s not all on him. She could have walked away. Good luck with that lawsuit.
Despite the cover of every tabloid out there right now, it seems Jennifer Lopez and her boyfriend Casper are not done yet. Sidebar: Jennifer is suing her ex-driver for 20 million dollars claiming extortion and black mail. That’s some serious shit. Apparently Hakob Manoukian tried to extort 2.8 mil last year saying that he would release ‘personal and sensitive” information he learned about Jen when he was working for her. This should be a slam dunk for Jenny from the block. Gorgeous pic, right? Bitch is flawless at 43. (via twitter)