Jessica Simpson declared she was 10 pounds away from her pre-pregnancy weight and debuted said weight loss on Katie Couric’s show yesterday. She may have well worn a beekeepers outfit and it would have been as revealing and sexy as what she wore. I get it, she didn’t lose much weight yet, but she gained a shitload so in the real world, it does take time. She is being paid $4m by Weight Watchers to do this campaign so I’m sure they are doing it in phases like Jenny Craig did with Valerie Bertinelli. She looks cute in the commercial, but no shots of her body…..yet.
Jessica Simpson made a post-preggers deal for $3m to lose the weight with Weight Watchers and all eyes have been on her. But…. you haven’t seen her, have you? I know I haven’t and I’ve been looking, the nosy ass that I am. Here’s the deal, she says she is 10 pounds away from pre-preggers weight but can only walk because she is nursing and her boobs are too big to run. She said she isn’t a supermodel, therefore isn’t losing like a supermodel, but I predict a victory when she steps onto the set of Katie Couric’s new talk show on Sept. 11th to show it alllllll off and make WW happy.