As the world gags and passes judgement on Miley’s new video (which I happen to LOVE) for her amazing song Wrecking Ball, I can’t help but to focus on her snails (my word for nails.) With all of her money she could have the best of the best doing them and the shape is consistently bad. They are flat, almost turning up, all different widths, etc. Girl, I can help you. Have your people email me and you will love me for life.
This is a shot I didn’t need to see of Miley. Girl, I love you. You had me at Hannah Montana. I love your fashion choices, I love the hair cut, I love the edgy Miley, but you are NOT Rihanna. You do NOT need to try this hard, you really don’t. You are approaching desperation and you don’t need to be there yet, you are just beginning this new, hot phase of your “big girl”career. Terry Richardson is a great, quirky, fun photog, but this one didn’t need to be printed. I feel dirty and not in the way that I usually like. Maybe cuz I’m a mom, but it should be kept from sex offenders is all I’m sayin’.