So happy for Stacy Kiebler. She hung out for two years trying to get George Clooney to take her to the altar, but she got her fairytale ending as soon as she left him. Seriously. Stacy married her friend of five years, techie millionaire Jared Pobre (ironic that his last name means poor) after seven months of dating and maybe this was why it was so sudden; they are expecting! Apparently she’s got quite a bump already which is another reason why they announced it, but of course they wanted to announce the marriage first for whatever traditional reasoning they had in their heads. Who cares? As long at they’re happy and that, they seem to be.
The tinterwebs is all aflutter with pics of Beyonce and stills from videos like this one that were taken just yesterday and focusing in on her slightly bloated belly. Mine looks like that on a GOOD day, but realistically, Beyonce’s does not so maybe there is something to it. Or maybe it was the remnants of that $1000 chicken tab Bey picked up in Dublin. I hope she is preggers. Get this tour done have number two and ENJOY YO’ LIFE girl~ you soooo deserve it!