Not kidding. A new granola promises to put some spark back between those legs of yours if it has sizzled over the years. Sex Cereal comes in “his” and “hers” versions and warns the results are not instant. He said, ” you won’t eat my cereal and get an erection in 20 minutes.” Uhhhhh then why eat it, boo? Wanna know more? Go here.
My daughters hero, Lolo Jones, may have placed 4th in the Olympics but she’s still number 1 in our house. Why did she act so weird at the semifinals? Apparently people have been really giving Lolo a hard time, mainly about her admitting that she is still a virgin. On the Today Show yesterday she told Savannah Guthrie that maybe she should ‘zip it’ when it comes to talking about her religious beliefs. I say fuck ’em if they can’t handle it! You are an amazing woman, if you choose to abstain until married, then more power to you, it doesn’t affect the way you run (though it WILL affect the way you walk after your first time, but we will talk about that in private). We love you Lori Jones, keep killin’ those hurdles and my daughter is comin’ for your 12.68. (via twitter)