My dearling (dear and darling, natch) Alaska 5000 let’s the drag world know how she feels about queens who don’t wear snails….through a music video. I mean, is there any other way?
As the world gags and passes judgement on Miley’s new video (which I happen to LOVE) for her amazing song Wrecking Ball, I can’t help but to focus on her snails (my word for nails.) With all of her money she could have the best of the best doing them and the shape is consistently bad. They are flat, almost turning up, all different widths, etc. Girl, I can help you. Have your people email me and you will love me for life.