DAMMIT! Where are Britney’s gays? Why after this many years can she not get the hair situation sorted? It’s totally fine if she wants to rock wigs, we get it, but gurlllllll…..then there’s the fact that she is standing next to Gaga, who is quite the lacefront master, brings out the fact that her wig is clearly a shake-and-go and she is MUCH too big of a star for that. Oh sweet Lord I need to send in my gays STAT!
Just last night I was sitting here blogging next to Alaska Thunderfuck and I read on multiple interweb sources how abysmal Britney’s Vegas show tickets were selling and we just found that SO hard to believe. Looks like we were right after all! Today everyone’s singing a different song, now saying that it’s the “best selling show in the history of Vegas.” Now, I don’t know WHO is losing their job, but I am sure someone is. I for one, cannot WAIT to see this show, I live for Brit Brit. #Youbettawerkbitch PS. She’s making $30m off of it, so say what you want bitches.