If you haven’t heard, Papa Joe Simpson was arrested with a DUI on August 4th and now he says his 34 year marriage to Jess and ashlee’s mom Tina, is over. The Enquirer says Miss Tina got sick of Pervy Joe’s controlling ways and she has already settled in a house in Malibu. Joe, there are a lot of us with issues even harder than divorce, that doesn’t give you the right to drink and put your ass behind the wheel. (via twitter)