The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Kris had too much “Hump” in his phries apparently. His ex- girlfriend, Kayla Goldberg, claims their bouts of unprotected sex gave her the gift that keeps on giving aka Herpes. She’s suing him for sexual battery. Look, I am no fan of Kris, but I do know that it takes two (not a Seduction reference, I swear).  She didn’t make him wear the condom, it’s not all on him. She could have walked away. Good luck with that lawsuit.

PS? Ermahgerd…..HERPERS