Why Are Y’all Gagging So?

Why is everyone shocked that A) Michael Phelps has a girlfriend and B) she’s a stunner?? He is the winningest athlete of all time and he’s loaded. ‘Nuff said. Her name is Megan Rossee and she is a cocktail waitress here in LA. I don’t know how much longer she will have that job if she stays with Michael, but she is an aspiring model too, but at 25, that ship has usually sailed. They look happy and that’s all that matters, right? Right. I’m always right 😉 (via twitter)