World’s Tallest Water Slide

Hell to the N-O. It will be a record-setting, world’s tallest waterslide. It’s currently being built at the Schlitterbahn Kansas City Waterpark and they’re calling it Verruckt, which means insane in German. Sheisa. Could you  do this slide and not poop your pants? My vag hurts just thinking about the vajedgie this thing would leave you with. (via Gawker)